oh my lanta

23. So Cal. ♐
NSFW.
Whatever catches my fancy.

passific-rim-job:

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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i love the one where the bartender actually gives the second one h2o2 bc he’s tired of ppl coming in there and making that joke

(Source: screenburned)

papertownsy:

Tyler Posey getting dunked on Ellen for breast cancer

(via passific-rim-job)

wanksclub:

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

(Source: wanksclub, via bunsen)

parks and rec: a summary

  • everyone: andy no
  • april: andy yes

it was thirst at first sight

(Source: cumleak, via bunsen)

tschaikovsky:

cakety-cake:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume

It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.

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(via thehippowhisperer)